Roast My Website tuned for Investor. Brutal UX/copy teardown. Free, no signup. Open Beta: lock in $5 lifetime.
Built for Investor. Roast My Website AI roasts your input in under 15 seconds and returns 12-second savage UX teardown. Investor use it to skip the blank-page paralysis and get a real starting point.
The free tier gives you 5 roasts per day across all 85 apps in the Money Factory portfolio. No signup. Paste, click, get the result. Most Investor need 1-3 per week — the free tier is genuinely free, not a freemium trap.
When you hit the limit (or want priority Claude Sonnet quality vs the free Llama 3.3 70B tier), you can either upgrade to Pro at $9/mo when it launches, or lock in $5 lifetime as a Founder right now. See Founder benefits →
Other tools Investor use alongside this one: Roast My Website AI pairs well with the rest of the Next Realm toolkit — 85+ AI tools, all free during Open Beta.
Investor have unique constraints. This page exists because we wanted the generic Roast My Website AI tool to feel specifically built for your context. The underlying engine is the same, but the framing, examples, and follow-up suggestions are tuned for Investor. Open the tool →